“Those Fucking Glasses”
While surfing about my Facebook homepage and the ever expanding Internet, I have seen countless pictures of girls in between the ages of 14 and 19 wearing these plastic pieces of shit they call trendy new sunglasses.
Now granted the picture shown here is a Louis Vuitton version of these sunglasses, and I know what your going to say, “but they are Louis Vuitton! And Pharell wears them!!” but those who say that can respectively go to hell. For a while I was looking on google for the name of these sunglasses because I needed a picture of them to show you all how much I hated them, when I got tired of looking through websites of new sunglasses, I entered “those fucking glasses” in the google search bar, and I was surprised at how unsurprised I actually was to find a picture of these sunglasses.
From Akon to Jay-Z , I have seen them all wearing these goddamn sunglasses, and while I respect and listen to both of their work, I hate what they are putting on their face. They are almost aviators with a little plastic bar running along the top of them, possibly to make your forehead seem smaller or maybe to make you look like more of a dumbass than you already are for buying them. I suspect that people do not intentionally attempt the latter.
The price range starts at $12.99 and so on. So for all of you that wear these glasses, there is a 90% chance that you are poorly educated, or a rapper who may actually be talented but chooses to look like he spits flows similar to Soulja Boi, and I’m sorry for you.
peace,
Jiggasaurus Rex
